Today... In very poor english

So i was to get dismissed at 1:00
but fell asleep in english class and was about 10 mins late.
I go down to the office and see my mom in front of the office.
And i'm like Wtf...?
And she goes "I have bad newss...
The car wont start!!!"
And i'm like "Ohh you're just being dramatic! dramatic you are!"
So i get in the car and try turning it on.
No luck.
I try stepping on the gas while turning it on.
No luck.
I put it in neutral and try to make it turn on.
No luck.
And my mom parked where the buses are so we had to move the car.
So mom puts it in neutral and I push it down all the way to the gym.
While I'm pushing mom says "You embarrassed?!" my reply "Yes I'm FUCKING EMBARRASSED!!!"
Mom like "We have no ride! We'll just walk across the street and wait for a ride."
And I was like EFFFF THAT!!
There is no way I'm being dismissed at 1 to wait till 4 for a ride!!
So I went to my shop and asked Ms.Thompson to call auto tech to see if they could fix it.
The thing is. The Shop director needs to give him permission before he can touch any car.
So I ask and finally he comes out and he like "Is that a VOLKSWAGEN!? I HATE VOLKSWAGEN!!!"
and i'm like shitttt....
But he finally got it to work.
And of course all the Auto kids are like
"WOOW SHE'S HOT!!! WHERE SHE FROM!!??" 

and i'm like "MOTHAFUCKA THAT'S MY MOM!!"
and they're all like "YOUR WHAT!!!!???"
i'm likeHow the fuck is it that my mom walks up in here and all the men are like ohh baby!! like I've been looking for a boyfriend FOREVERA!!!

Didnt leave school till 2 -_-
School get out at 2:10